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Total Eclipse 3.0


 "Why is the Moon exactly the same apparent size from Earth as the Sun? Surely this cannot be just coincidence; the odds against such a perfect match are enormous." I've often thought the exact same thing and was thinking it very hard three weeks ago on April 8th at 3:17pm ET when I witnessed a 91% solar eclipse while standing bearfoot in the grass caveman style and staring up at the sky. As the disk of la luna moved across the face of the sun I bore witness to what appeared to be random evidence of a grand design drawn up and established by a creator God with infinitely inscrutable motives. And that's just the caveman level observations but when I contemplate the vastness of our solar system (to say nothing of the expanding universe) and the true size and distance of the planetary objects involved in this dance I am truly humbled and in awe of the divine proportions in this phenomenon. What are the odds? For me the odds are infinitesimally tiny to the point of absurdity but for Astronomy.com "it actually is just a (happy) coincidence" of this highly improbable universe. Two different ways of seeing the sun and moon and earth - one being warm, spiritual, human and the other being cold, material, machine - which impact daily thoughts and actions in life.

I can live with the binary polarity of these two very different perspectives on existentialism and, as with everything, I live somewhere on the spectrum between the two. There are so called "extremists" who find a comfort zone solidly on the up or down, right or left, black or white side of this spiritual dialectic and basically live there preeminently by self-censoring any contemplation of the opposing side. There are also many insane people who yoyo between the two poles with irregular and sometimes rapid transitions that result in disjointed personalities and erratic behavior. I endeavor to find a mean point in the conflicting world views and give a fair minded hearing to both sides while acknowledging to myself and others, including you dear reader, that I consider myself solidly on the God fearing (i.e. human) side of the argument. And there's nothing like a total eclipse of the sun by our tiny little moon (circumference 6,783.5 miles or the approximate distance between Washington DC and Tehran) to give me the empirical certainty that astrology is right and astronomy is wrong.
A smart aleck materialist might bait me with something like, "why don't you ask an AI to give you an answer?" Oh, I did, and the AI said, "The odds of the Moon appearing exactly the same apparent size as the Sun from Earth are quite slim." How slim? Good luck getting a number out of the AI because no matter how many ways you try to get it to calculate the probability that the Sun and Moon would be the size and distance required for a solar eclipse it will NOT provide a satisfactory answer. The AI is a cold, material, machine

Mr. White Chocolate Chas T.
What are the odds that from Earth the Sun's angular diameter is approximately 0.5 degrees and the Moon's angular diameter on average is also about 0.5 degrees?

ChatGPT
The odds that the Sun's angular diameter appears to be approximately 0.5 degrees from Earth are essentially 100%, as this is a well-established astronomical measurement. The Sun's angular diameter is relatively constant due to its immense size and distance from Earth.

Similarly, the Moon's average angular diameter being about 0.5 degrees as observed from Earth is also a well-documented astronomical fact. However, the Moon's orbit is not perfectly circular, and its distance from Earth varies slightly, causing its angular diameter to fluctuate slightly over time. Nonetheless, it typically hovers around 0.5 degrees on average.

So, in essence, the odds of both the Sun and the Moon having an angular diameter of approximately 0.5 degrees as observed from Earth are nearly certain, given our current understanding of astronomical measurements.

Thanks a lot AI. 100%. Somewhere out in space there is a total solar eclipse happening right now. No Biggie for the dead, soulless box that lives in some fucking underground data center in San Jose, CA. But here at the KOTCB we recognize the eclipse for the ill omen it represents and don't brush it off with technocratic platitudes. Most recently in 2017 this blog published Total Eclipse 2.1 in honor of that years penumbra and was versioned thusly because the greatest headline of all time "KKK Eclipsed" inspired Total Eclipse 1.0 and Defend the Common House!!! detailing the Charlottesville White Riot on 8/12/17 took the title of Total Eclipse 2.0 before the spheres could align. Little did I know at the time that this evil shadow would spread and infect the minds of so many innocent and unaware fellow citizens who are apparently defenseless against IC psyops.


First they came for the white supremacist
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a white supremacist

On the one year anniversary I looked back on the Unite The Right psyop (and MAGA counter psyop) in A Reckoning for Br'er Rabbit which should have been the end of it but... The "fine people" hoax continued unabated and by 2019 I was forced to return to the total eclipse 2.0 and and remind everyone that there where not “fine people” on BOTH SIDES. To no avail, in fact Poop POTUS Jo(((k)))e Brandon based his entire 2020 campaign on the Charlottesville Deep State psyop and described it as the single most important event animating his weak and pathetic candidacy. So, in the summer of 2021 I submitted American Iconoclasm  as a final installment exploring this shadow saga designed to de-glorify Robert E Lee and remove a long standing national hero from public consciousness without a legitimate replacement to fill the void. FYI, the void of Emancipation Park (formally Lee Park) sans its equestrian statue was filled with a tent city of homeless junkies which the criminals on the Charlottesville city council allowed. 

This catalog of disasters reached its nadir on the lunar eclipse of October 2023 when the statue of General Lee was melted down at foundry and cheerfully documented by the FakeNews and published far and wide. This act of 5G psychological warfare was long planned and, by chance (as they say) occurred a few weeks after the 10/7 Hamas massacre of unfortunate Jews in southern Israel which I documented in a blog post titled We Are Winning that ended with a photo of Lee's burning visage and this truism; "destroying the symbolic walls of yesteryears rebellion opens a path for todays insurrection." I didn't wander back to Cville and exhume the following corpses:
  • Jason Kessler (an Obama supporter) organized the Unite The Right rally in defense of keeping Lee's statue in place and met with a representative of the Albemarle County Republican Committee on at least 5 occasions where, I have been told, the GOP politely asked for the event to be canceled. That also means that the Republican NeverTrump establishment participated in the planning and execution of this psyop run by Army Intelligence (NGIC).
  • James Fields Jr was a drugged schizophrenic US Army wash-out with a Hitler fetish working for a multinational security firm called Securitas. He inexplicably drove his car MKUltra style around police blockades and plowed into a crowd of protesters killing one and injuring many others. 
  • Brennan Gilmore is a deep state political operative who "coincidentally" happened to be filming the unlucky crowd of protesters when Fields drove his car into them for no reason at all... This case of dumb luck on Gilmore's part lead to vile conspiracy theories leveled against the State Department (read CIA) lifer and (D) political staffer. This victim of circumstance was lucky (again) to have the Civil Rights Clinic at Georgetown Law file a law suite against Alex Jones and other news organizations who erroneously connected dots on their evidence boards to defame poor Brennan.
I left these dead dogs lying underground and patiently listened to the music of the spheres with the satisfying assurance that a future total eclipse was forthcoming. The Republican party destroyed itself rather than accept a MAGA policy agenda - forfeiting the 2018 tidal shift, conspiring with the Dems to steal away a 2020 landslide and sabotaging a 2022 Red Wave - the nation's "conservative" political party is in ruins. As an institution the GOP is totally corrupt and its compromised "representatives" repeatedly betray the desires of their tireless constituency who contribute, campaign and vote for them. 
Sonnet 35
No more be grieved at that which thou hast done:
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud:
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
All men make faults, and even I in this,
Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense,
Thy adverse party is thy advocate,
And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
Such civil war is in my love and hate,
That I an accessary needs must be,
To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.

April Thoughts

How the world does turn! Like a cosmic clock of divine design what goes around comes around and sweet revenge gets served up ice cold. Check out this timeline:
  • 4/8 -As Ramadan 2024 came to a close a total solar eclipse cast its shadow over the upcoming Passover remembrance. 
  • 4/12 - Hollywood launched a CIA produced movie titled "Civil War" which symbolically detailed how the Resistance and NeverTrump forces united to wage active measures domestically and terminate the Trump presidency. 
  • 4/15 The Elvis from Queens sat alone in a NYC courtroom abandoned by the elected representatives of the political party he ostensibly leads to suffer the Deep State abuse of endless lawfare calumny.
  • 4/19 A commie conspiracy theorist self immolated outside the New York courthouse starting a fire that spread to Columbia University and, by chance, college campuses all over the country.
  • 4/20 A weak and complicit GOP controlled House agreed to send billions of additional dollars to the Mediterranean outpost of the Techno-Fascist Imperium (and Ukraine). 
It's almost like the Hamas encampments professing solidarity with Palestinians in Gaza were coordinated attacks on the institutions that hosted them - a cancer? Maybe virus is a better word because the sickness is foreign born and highly contagious. But there is a key difference between the current Hamas vs. Zion IC psyop and the previous MAGA white christian nationalist vs. Antifa NPR Americans conflict fought out during the cold civil war (2015-2021) and that is this: the victors of the CCW, having put down the Orange Inserterection and thereby saving Our Democracy, are now going to fight each other to the death. 

A Total Eclipse 2.7 post titled "If you’re not angry, you’re not paying" made the observation that most American voters, knowingly or unknowingly, are left wing Marxists without commitment to the founding spirit or principles of the U.S.A. republican form of government. The minority of Americans who do hold fast to the ideals of the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution rallied to Trumps patriotic banner and charged up Hamburger Hill only to be cut down, jailed and banished by the Techno-Fascist Imperium. To the victor go the spoils and since January 20, 2021 the Uniparty has been free to implement all the plans they had for the Hitlery administration but were paused due to Trump's insurrection. However, by washing out the Patriots the Deep State Cabal lost a necessary straw man (or bronze statue) to set ablaze and shout at - "White Supremacy" - "Anti-Semitism" - "#MeToo" - "Homophobia" - so now they have to set themselves on fire. Hey, burn it down assholes and don't expect me to lift a finger to extinguish your charred and rotting corps.

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