Monday, January 01, 2024

The Pop-Tarts Bowl: Frauds v. Fakers


In the Techno-Fascist Imperium the "Holidays" festivities start on Columbus Day, when the Halloween candy pops up, and end New Years Day with college football Bowl games, black-eyed peas and collard greens. To be clear, the Imperium doesn't celebrate Columbus Day, au contraire, the Indigenous Peoples' Day psyop has been pushed hard by the IC for the past 50 years of failure but the candy... THE CANDY. This year's IPD got turned up to eleven when the colonizers of America's 51st state got kidnapped, raped and murdered by some indigenous maniacs on Sukkot 10/7 and, as a result, soured the festive '23 Holiday mood. Hey, we soldiered on, as it were, and kept on celebrating while the world burned:
  • Halloween - Big for children and weirdos.
  • Thanksgiving - Focus on God, country and family.
  • Hannukkah - Jewish assimilation.
  • Xmas - Santa Claus and gifts.
  • Kwanzaa - Black Lives Matter.
I'd call them Happy Holidays if it wasn't a neo-Nazi dog whistle to vocalize the HH salutation so I'll just say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
I look forward to a future where righteous people can celebrate the 12 days of Christmas with a focus on Jesus Christ and the Saints of his church (including St. Nicholas) without the crass commercialism and insignificant HH celebrations. No Christmas decorations or music before December 15th and a full two weeks without work from 12/25 to 1/6 every year. I love the winter solstice and Santa filling stockings with toys so I'll be keeping the natural wonder and childlike imagination but lets shitcan the schmaltz. That list of non-essential Holiday praxis includes Black Friday, ALL post-1992 Holiday themed mass media (and yes, that includes "Love Actually" and "All I Want for Christmas Is You") and the College Football Playoff.

These musings on the way it should be were triggered while I surfed through the cable TV channels on a lazy post-Xmas afternoon and landed on The Pop Tarts Bowl. No, I'm not hallucinating and that's not a typo - there is now a college bowl game named after toaster pastry made of Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, soybean and palm oil (with TBHQ for freshness), sugar, bleached wheat flour. How far we have fallen fellow citizens, and how far have we yet to fall?

My hatred for the college football playoff is longstanding (see KOTCB Happy New Year, (football) Suckers! from 2015) and is based on a solid argument that there shouldn't even be national rankings of college football team which are comprised of student athletes competing for their beloved institution of higher learning. Hahaha... it's funny, right? Maybe, and it's a big maybe, some sportsball aficionados will start to come around to my way of thinking now that Amerca has the Pop Tarts Bowl and The FSU Seminoles have made a mockery of the NCAA. Florida State exploited the NCAA transfer rules to stack their football team with talent and go undefeated in the ACC (big whoop) but then got snubbed for a college playoff slot. As a booby prize Tomahawk Nation was relegated to the Orange Bowl* which 70% of the fake Noles team boycotted in protest and those unfortunate saps that suited up received a 63-3 ass-kicking from the GA Bulldogs.
  • The FSU Athletic Department brings in $160+ Million per year.
  • FSU received $5.2 Million for playing in the Orange Bowl.
  • The FSU head coach is paid $8.5 Million per year.
So how are these "college" football teams anything other than semi-pro farm squads for the NFL tucked away (i.e. hidden) behind the walls of academia? It's nothing but a business and, in a sane world, these teams would be expelled from the schools to make their way in the world as private enterprises. Unfortunately, in the modern educational environment, these bloated, corrupt and mercenary athletic departments remain the most sensible segment of the academy.

In the years before 1913 the National Champion of college football was almost always an Ivy League school. Pre-1913 America was a different country playing by better rules and the Ivy League was still cool. Nothing in this world lasts forever - the Techno-Fascist Imperium was build upon the foundation of that 1860's continental empire which expropriated the 1776 republic and post-2016 we find ourselves in another time of transition. With the new NCAA transfer rules and hedge fund endowment I would love to see Harvard reclaim the National Championship title and lead a confused and paranoid demos to a glorious future but that would require leadership. I made a PSA about it.


The Ivy's, like all schools, have a problem that they are not equipped to solve because their very existence is the problem. Not even an insurrection by right thinking football fans could fix what's wrong with Harvard. It's deep. It's structural. It's opaque. If you're stupid enough to think that Claudine Gay has any decision making authority at the $50 Billion Harvard University endowment (founded 1974) run by Robert Ettl as a subsidiary of Fletcher Capital Markets Inc. then I can't help you. She's as useless and inconsequential as Poop POTUS Jo(((k)))e Brandon and his entire White House Executive team who take orders from shadow people and shell companies with no transparency or accountability. Inserterection now! because there is nothing substantial in this puppet show to overthrow or replace.
The Impotence of the contemporary American institutions was made explicit at a Happy Holidays Congressional show trial on antisemitism in mid-December. Three womyn who "run" prestigious NEWINGSOC universities (H, Penn & MIT) were confronted with the burning question of the season:
 
Q. “Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate university X's rules or code of conduct? Yes or no?”

A. "It depends, but probably not when We, by which I mean the royal we, take into account the multi-cult rainbow stew of our student body that has been imposed on us by civil rights laws and, more importantly, regulations from uncountable federal agencies and, MOST importantly, funding from the military and coercion from the Intelligence Community and results in a dissociated "community" that is naturally antagonistic to the interests of the Techno-Fascist Imperium. The "code of conduct" at our university is enforced in an arbitrary way with a focus on the political punishment of thoughtcrime and encouraging conformity to "Our Democracy" which, it should be no surprise based on our students, teachers and benefactors, includes the threat of Jewish genocide that serves as an effective social issue for everyone involved. Because the US military has deployed two Carrier Strike Groups to the Eastern Mediterranean sea our anti-American, atheistic, Marxist students erroneously believe that the Techno-Fascist Imperium is protecting the Zionist entity from attack while enabling the destruction of Gaza so they foolishly project their justified hatred of Congress onto the Jewish people. Someday, maybe they will figure out who's really guilty of genocide in this world but, luckily for you, we will continue our mission to fill their heads with meaningless theory and even more absurd mendacity." 


I don't think education or legislation or even the simulated war of American Football will decide the winner of the Pop Tarts Bowl. I don't even care who wins because in today's America the Winners are Losers. It's a new day of a new year and I champion the new way forward that leaves the lies of the past behind.


*Note: The Orange Bowl should be abolished.

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