Keeper of the Clown Bell

On The 2020 Election: In an elemental way We the People of the United States lost because Trump, and the MAGA movement he champions, forced the Deep State/Administrative State/New World Order (whatever you want to call it) and its enablers in Corporate America - Finance/FakeNews/Big Tech - to declare their sovereignty and steal our election in the most obvious way possible. The brazenness and " in yo face " shamelessness of the crime is a big part of its effectiveness and loudly proclaims an intent to demoralize and defeat the America First ideology which actually won the highest number of votes in this nation's history. It wasn't even close and that was made clear when key cities in 5 or 6 swing states declared they would pause (stop) counting(?!) votes until all the rural districts had submitted results allowing the big city machines to manufacture the ballots required to put Jo(((k)))e Biden in the lead. NPC's and Normies don't get too critical of process a

There hasn't been a post on the KOTCB Blog since just after Independence Day of this year - You Are Here . It's not like Clown World stopped turning or topical new stories have subsided with the approaching Nov. 3 election day. Indeed, the sheer idiocy of this Trump vs. Biden presidential contest is unequalled in modern American history. Not since Nixon vs. McGovern or FDR vs. Willkie have We the People been forced to witness the a Heavyweight pummel a Welterweight who was mercilessly thrown into the ring by cruel party bosses. I just lost interest... sort of like I did with House of Cards. Review of House of Cards Season 3 (See HOC Season 1  Frank Noir in the Devil's Workshop and HOC Season 2  Bland Obomination ) I stopped watching house of cards after the first couple episodes of Season 3. Season 1 & 2 lay the groundwork for The MAGA cold civil war but by the time Season 3 was launched (February 27, 2015) the real battle was already underway . The New Green Deal mach

Zed is coming to liberate you. On the day Donald J Trump was inaugurated POTUS a video of a woman screaming 'Noooooo!" while kneeling on America's national mall was captured and broadcast around the world on social media. This Munchian image of fear fueled anxiety serves as a ubiquitous meme of full on Trump Derangement Syndrom (TDS) which has infected so many citizens of the world. TDS is real. Expectations vs. Reality  The image of this mannish womyn screaming at the top of her lungs was turned into a popular meme consisting of 9 squares representing each of Trump's years as POTUS with an arrow stating "you are here" pointing to the current year. It's been circulating around the internet since January 2017 with the arrow advancing relentlessly, year after year, as the MAGA reformation proceeded haltingly through the DC swamp. 2017... 2018... 2019... 20screeeeeech crash, boom, bang. 2020 was rolling just like every preceding year with Trump side-steppin

Countdown to Armageddon I knew the world was coming to an end a few weeks ago when Chuck D. bounced Flavor Flav from the band because Flav would not endorse Bernie Sanders . Do I even need to say this? There is no Public Enemy without Flavor Flav. I mean, what time is it? 30 years after Fear of a Black Planet these guys are breaking up the band because Flavor Flav is not woke enough for the Bernie Bros? Get the fuck outta here. Shut it down. Burn it down or Bern it down. I can't take anymore. I give up. This is a betrayal of anything and everything East Coast was all about. It's pathetic and I'm using it as a cautionary tale to impart very important moral lessons to my son (my son loves Rap Music). Don't give me that Fight the Power Revolution bullshit. Don't Believe the Hype - Bernie is no revolutionary. He's a pathetic old man who is, in actuality a Constitutional Monarchist (thought he himself does not seem to understand this) and he's

Sucker Every winter I grow my beard and enjoy a few month of razor free sloth. My whiskers start growing on St. John's Day Dec. 27th and I don't shave them off until the vernal equinox on, or around, March 21st. It's a day of celebration for my wife and a sweet goodbye to old man winter for all my family and friends so there's something of a month long countdown that starts on George Washington's Birthday but not this year... This year I've decided to shave my beard off on the day that Bernie Sanders dies which, depending on how things go at the Nevada caucuses this Saturday, might well happen by this time next week. If the Constitutional Monarchist wins Nevada and leads his revolutionary Blue Shirts into South Carolina with the wind at his back and captures the Palmetto State then we're looking at a Super Tuesday Jew War . Bernie is the Geo. Wallace of Vermont and Mini Mike Bloomberg is the personification of a fancy pants corrupt capitalist oligarch

Harriet Tubman would be so proud! This blog has chronicled the death of Oscar (which officially happened in 2017) and the excruciating death rattle of 2019 and last night. I tuned in for the red carpet and watched the world burn for three+ hours culminating in some Korean gibberish and the stunned faces of white, multi millionaire movie stars trying to figure out what happened. What happened? Here's the breakdown. Ford v Ferrari – A live action remake of " Cars 2 " and the duel between Lightning McQueen and Francesco Bernoulli. As Henry Ford once said ,  "History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present, and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history that we make today." Amen. The Irishman – Robert De Niro in a Martin Scorsese mob movie - talk about beating a dead horse. Here's how it died: "Mean Streets" A+ NYC grit - "Goodfellas" A depressin

Way back in 2011 Steven Soderbergh made a movie about a viral epidemic that sweeps a big portion of humanity right off this beautiful planet and it turns out to be an amazingly prescient foreshadowing of the Coronavirus pandemic threatening the New World Order. The " movie has people freaking out " because it's plot mirrors the origin (Chinese food), symptoms (flu) and transmission (Yankee corporate whore) of this contagion with a fanciful and completely unrealistic resolution of the global crisis. The CDC is monitoring the Wuhan strain and POTUS Trump has enacted a travel ban with little or no objections from the usual suspects (except China) . So the current reality of Make America Great Again is a little different (better) than the Yes We Can world of Hope and Change captured in the film where the virus made people brains hemorrhage and spread like wildfire across the fruited plain. So far, we're safe from the Coronavirus but that's not the only contagion s

A little over a month ago I was tucking my 8 year old son into his bed and he gave me the sad news that Juice WRLD had died. "We've lost a great artist," he informed me before describing Juice's last moments on this wicked WRLD when he was compelled to consume mass quantities of contraband narcotics because the FBI was raiding his private plane and threatening him . Horrible. An abuse of power in the eyes of my boy. I explained the fact that many of these rappers are degenerates and drug abusing criminals who meet an early demise due to their licentious lifestyle which is often aided and abetted by an entourage of sycophantic vipers who suck the Juice right out of this WRLD. He might ask, "like who?" and there's an answer for that : For the answers to these questions, you need to start with Juice WRLD’s inner circle. He is signed to Grade A Productions and Interscope; his label management and partners are Lil Bibby and George “G-Money” Dickinson; an