Keeper of the Clown Bell

JonBenet is dead - she was murdered. Her mother, Patsy, died from cancer this year. Her father John, who allowed the little 6 year old to whore herself on stage to the delight of psychotic bitches and nefarious pedophiles who congregate around child beauty pageants, walks the earth a free man. A "man" named Mark Karr claims that he killed the little girl so we hear about this case 24/7 (again) until the next big thing knocks it off the cable news stations. Anyone who is fed up with this crap or just likes good cinema should go see a movie titled " Little Miss Sunshine " and contemplate its themes. Those people who are obsessed with this case should be forced - yes, I mean physically grabbed and strapped down in a chair and Clockwork Orange forced - to watch this magnificent film. Alan Arkin must win some kind of award for best supporting actor - he was terrific, as was the entire cast.

Today I received an email from G., a KOTCB regular reader with this dreadful news item. Smoking ban for `Tom & Jerry' in Britain "You've got to be kidding me", I thought "Perhaps G. has fabricated this hoax knowing it would get under my skin". But no, after some review via the internet I have learned that smoking in cartoons is now outlawed at Turner Broadcasting UK. "We have now pledged to view Boomerang's entire library of favorite cartoons and remove all other references that could be seen as glamorizing smoking in all our shows," said Cecilia Persson, vice president of programming, acquisitions and presentation for Boomerang's parent, Turner Broadcasting UK. Well, I'm going to start smoking again based on this article. How do you like that Ms. Persson? You are now responsible for adding one more smoker to the world and I encourage all KOTCB readers to "light up" in solidarity with Tom, Jerry and me. Of course this cart

Check this out... ``I can't exactly identify the reasons'' for failing to disclose his Waffen SS membership earlier, Grass, 78, said in an interview broadcast late yesterday on Germany's ARD television network. ``It's always occupied me, always been present.'' You've got to laugh or cry or something when an aging socialist "admits" that he was a Nazi in his youth. But since the great mind of Gunter Grass can't "identify the reasons" for not coming clean about his past much earlier in his career, let me come up with one - this revelation shows that he's a weak and dishonest person and throws all of his idiotic politics and anti-Americanism into sharp relief. The National Socialist German Workers Party = Socialism - it's socialism with muscle and leftist like Gunter Grass (secretly) love it. They can't admit it because the Nazi's lost the war, so they rewrite history in books like "The Tin Drum" which cla

Last week I was pulling my drivers license from my wallet as I approached airport security at LAX when I noticed the man just in front of me was Sen. John Kerry. He presented his ticket without any ID card (drivers license, US Senate Badge, whatever) to the security agent and tried to press on to the x-ray machines and metal detectors - but the guard did something wonderful, she stopped him and demanded that he show some form of ID. I believe this simple exchange speaks volumes about the strong character of our security teams at major airports and the weak character of the junior Senator from Massachusetts.