What kind of sociopath puts a bloody Santa Claus in a tree in front of his brownstone? Joel Krupnik - that's the kind. With a name like Krupnik you can imagine the ridicule he has been subjected to throughout his life. The mockery must be especially intense during the Yuletide season - a season that celebrates St. Nick, the jolly old elf, but Joel looks in the mirror and sees a bland, misguided fool named Krupnik. You've made the Christmas season a little bit uglier Joel - Ask not for who the bell rings, it rings for you - Clown!
Isn't it rich? The Keeper of the Clown Bell is a semi-secret society dedicated to exposing the clowns in our midst. Ring Loud, Ring Often!