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NFL - Everything about the league should be cut by 1/4 - the number of teams, The number of players on a team, The number of games played in a season, the size of the stadiums, etc. No one should suit up before Labor Day and the Super Bowl should be played before Christmas. There should be no Sudden Death except in play-off games - The Super Bowl should have no sudden death overtime. NFC teams should not have Cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboys should be moved to the AFC and the Cleveland Browns should be moved to the NFC. There should be no domed stadiums or artificial turf. Greatest: There are Three great teams - the Packers, the Redskins and the Browns.

NCAA Football - There should be no ranking of College football teams - No such thing as a National Champion. No Sudden Death overtime in College Football. The Rose Bowl should always be Pac 10 champ vs. Big 10 champ. The Cotton Bowl should always be Big 12 champ vs. SEC champ. The Sugar Bowl should always be ACC champ vs. Big East Champ. There should be 3-5 other bowl games (Gator, Peach, etc.) the Orange Bowl should be abolished. There should be no corporate sponsorship of the Bowl Games. Half time shows should be restricted to marching bands. All Bowl games should be played on New Years Day. Greatest: University of Michigan Wolverines.

NHL - Season should start after Halloween and end in March. No hockey allowed below the Mason-Dixon line. No fighting allowed. Greatest:?

NBA - Season should not start until after New Years and should end by April15th. No overtime until play-offs No one taller than 6'4'' should be allowed to play. Honestly, if the NBA just disappeared I would not miss it one bit. Greatest Boston Celtics

NCAA Basketball - Just about right. Season starts too early, but other than that I am fine with the format. Greatest: ACC Basketball

MLB - Baseball season should run from April 1st to Labor Day. Baseball should be played during the daylight hours only. AL and NL teams should not meet until World Series. It goes without saying that there should be no Domes, plastic fields, metal bats, tri-colored uniforms, etc. Eliminate the DH. Greatest: NY Yankees

Golf - No funny outfits. Greatest: Arnold Palmer

Tennis - Players should be required to wear "whites" on the court. Must play with wooden racquets. Greatest: Rod Laver

The playing of songs like "We are the Champions/We Will Rock You", "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Start Me Up" should be banned from all sporting events.

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