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Number 13 Baby

Got hair in a girl
That flows to her bones
And a comb in her pocket
If the winds get blown
Stripes on her eyes when she walks slow
But her face falls down
When she go, go, go
Black tear falling on my lazy queen
Got a tattooed tit say number 13

Another debate down with one more to go? There have been 12 of these GOP debates to date and to tell you the truth they've blurred in my memory to a few glowing embers of smoldering heat. Let me think back, think KOTCB, THINK!

Debate summaries

  1. August 6, 2015 – Cleveland, Ohio - Huge ratings! Trump won it and, oh yeh, Megyn Kelly had PMS and bitched at Trump.
  2. September 16, 2015 – Simi Valley, California - George Pataki is a clown.
  3. October 28, 2015 – Boulder, Colorado - CNBC + Boulder, CO don't make for a good GOP venue because Republicans hate Government (don't ya know).
  4. November 10, 2015 – Milwaukee, Wisconsin - FBN showed up CNBC and moderated a pretty good debate but I don't remember any of it.
  5. December 15, 2015 – Las Vegas, Nevada - Hands (and I don't mean Trump's).
  6. January 14, 2016 – North Charleston, South Carolina - Don't remember this at all.
  7. January 28, 2016 – Des Moines, Iowa - JEB! wins! but DJT is a no show, so...
  8. February 6, 2016 – Goffstown, New Hampshire - Rubio melts under pressure.
  9. February 13, 2016 – Greenville, South Carolina - United Technologies endorses Trump.
  10. February 25, 2016 – Houston, Texas - Telemundo reporter is baffled by Americans.
  11. March 3, 2016 – Detroit, Michigan - Trump has a big dick.
  12. March 10, 2016 – Miami, Florida - The quiet before the storm.
  13. March 21, 2016 – Salt Lake City, Utah - Not going to happen
6 Months of debate and the only thing that changed is Megyn's hair style

Well, that's what I remember anyway. My guess is there will not be a number 13 after this Tuesday because the writing is on the wall and spiritualists like Dr. Ben can read it (even if others can not). The lead position has not changed since July 2015 and eventually everyone will accept the reality of the situation. The most interesting aspect of the GOP debates was the transformation of Megyn Kelly once Trump got in her head after round 1 - If he's as successful at discombobulating other media personalities over the next 6 months he'll win the Presidency in a landslide.

I'm in a state


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