Trump - Kicked Jeb!'s ass twice and cannonballed into the GOP Pool. In all honesty, he wins.
Dr. - A fine man. I'd love to see him as President but I'll probably have to settle for Surgeon General.
Cruz - Badass. As always.
Cherub - Wonderful young man. Very optimistic.
! - "I'm at 41%, you're at 3%, you used to be standing here next to me, soon you'll be of the stage,"
Carly - Everyone's had a boss like Carly.
Christ - Will be the greatest Attorney General in American history
Hands - There is something seriously wrong with this guy.
The Professor - He's a true believer and I love him for it.
|Look at my hands|