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Brain Force 3000

I can't explain why one news show is more popular than another and neither can you. It's a mystery and believe me, if THEY could figure it out they would because there's a lot of money in having people watch your product. #FakeNews organizations spend a fortune promoting talent (talking heads) and doing focus group analysis to find a winner and attract and eyeballs to their programming.  They do the same thing for their Web Properties and since the advertising is more targeted on web sites a corporation can, in theory, charge a higher multiple for the viewer - especially if it's a demo that spends green backs. Finding a way to get 15 Million people a month to visit your web site is pretty hard to do and when you get them to do it something needs to be sold aside from whatever boilerplate bullshit you're feeding them as "news" or #FakeNews as the case may be. On Cable news one of the biggest advertisers is Otezla among many other Big Pharma sponsors. "Otezla is a pill that can help you achieve clearer skin. It’s different—it’s not an injection, cream, or biologic." It's not a biologic?! That sounds insane. I'm not swallowing anything that's not "a biologic" and for good reason:

You must not take Otezla if you are allergic to apremilast or to any of the ingredients in Otezla.

Otezla can cause severe diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting, especially within the first few weeks of treatment. Use in elderly patients and the use of certain medications with Otezla appears to increase the risk of having diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting. Tell your doctor if any of these conditions occur.

Otezla is associated with an increase in depression. In clinical studies, some patients reported depression, or suicidal behavior while taking Otezla. Some patients stopped taking Otezla due to depression. Before starting Otezla, tell your doctor if you have had feelings of depression, or suicidal thoughts or behavior. Be sure to tell your doctor if any of these symptoms or other mood changes develop or worsen during treatment with Otezla.

Some patients taking Otezla lost body weight. Your doctor should monitor your weight regularly. If unexplained or significant weight loss occurs, your doctor will decide if you should continue taking Otezla.

Some medicines may make Otezla less effective, and should not be taken with Otezla. Tell your doctor about all the medicines you take, including prescription and nonprescription medicines.

Side effects of Otezla include diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, upper respiratory tract infection, runny nose, sneezing, or congestion, abdominal pain, tension headache, and headache. These are not all the possible side effects with Otezla. Ask your doctor about other potential side effects. Tell your doctor about any side effect that bothers you or does not go away.

Tell your doctor if you are pregnant, planning to become pregnant or planning to breastfeed. Otezla has not been studied in pregnant women or in women who are breastfeeding.

Hey, you've been warned sucker. Now sit back and relax while we talk about Russian Collusion, Porn Stars, that Cortez girl from the Bronx (via Yorktown Heights) or whatever else we think you need to know about current events. Amazing how the Big Foot media always seem to cover the same stories with a slightly different take depending on their audience demographic but never anything too far afield. It's all high and tight and buttoned down - even the craziest conspiracy theory  you can imagine will be sold as truth by these Corporate Media slaves if it gets the seal of approval. Remember the "vast right-wing conspiracy" during the Clinton years (even though it was a left-wing conspiracy) or the weapons of mass destruction (WOMD) ruse during the Bush years. How about the Russian Witch Hunt that's been dutifully reported on for almost 2 years - If that's not a crazy conspiracy theory then nothing is including anything that comes out of Alex Jones's mouth at InfoWars.

I should say up front that I'm not an InfoWars subscriber or viewer or promoter and I can count on one hand the number of times I've watched any programming from InfoWars. But the Web Site does have Millions of viewers who like what Mr. Jones is selling and what that tells me is that some enterprising media company should have given him a time slot and a producer. It's an audience man - millions of viewers and the crackpot theories and conspiracies are no worse than anything you've already got on your air. Instead, InfoWars has been purged from social media platforms so that all the Apple tech execs can't download his podcasts and the Pinterest housewives won't be able to grab memes to share with their girlfriends. They had their reasons to be sure, but when you consider the fact that Google's Blogger hosts the KOTCB blog and @ClownBellRings is still an active Twitter account I'm just not buying their excuses. It's all a bunch of lies - the real reason InfoWars is getting targeted by Big Tech and Big Media is because of the nutritional supplements Alex Jones sells to fund his programs - basically Big Pharma put a hit on Info Wars because the pills Jones is pushing are eating into Otezla market share. Check it out:

Brain Force Plus: Top scientists and researchers agree: we are being hit by toxic weapons in the food and water supply that are making us fat, sick, and stupid. It's time to fight back with Brain Force PLUS from Infowars and Infowars Life, the next generation of advanced neural activation and nootropics. This all-new enhanced formulation not only contains 20% more capsules per bottle, but has been enhanced for maximum potency and even contains a brand new ingredient called Black Pepper Fruit Extract for an added kick
Alpha Power: While the rest of the liberal world cries and gets weaker, the Infowarriors and Patriots of the world know that it takes real vitality to push back in the fight against the globalist agenda. That’s why the Infowars crew sought to make an even more powerful and effective vitality formula to help boost your testosterone levels* and increase your energy*. With the new Alpha Power from Infowars Life, you’ll discover what it feels like to be an alpha male all over again!
The Real Red Pill Plus: The main ingredient here is Pregnenolone, is a little known neurosteroid with so much potential and science behind it. Pregnenolone levels decrease with age, studies have shown that levels can decline by as much as 60% between the ages of 20 and 75. Without these essential building blocks, your body lacks what it needs to function at optimal levels. Studies have shown that low levels of pregnenolone are associated with fatigue, low brain function, and unhealthy aging.

Great products with no unfortunate side effects unless you count Alex Jones himself, who surly consumes his own pills, a side effect. And if you ever wanted to turn Alex Jones up to 11 and give validation to his New World Order/Masters of the Universe conspiracy theories a very good way to do that is by coordinating a mass de-platforming of his content from social media sites. Who's bright idea was it to purge InfoWars from Facebook and YouTube when those platforms only constitute a small percentage of the InfoWars internet traffic? The vast majority of InfoWars visitors go directly to the source - it's direct traffic. Some guy (or girl) types in and get exactly what they paid for which is now, in addition to everything else, ‘FORBIDDEN INFORMATION’: ALEX JONES LAUNCHES NATIONWIDE GRASSROOTS CAMPAIGN so look for this flyer to start popping up in your neighborhood real soon - Thanks Tim Cook.

Coming to your neighborhood 

Yeah, I can't wait to see Alex Jones's gagged face plastered all over America and all because of a manufactured "statement" by The Digerati that was never going to do anything more than dent his loyal viewership AND give him Millions of dollars worth of free (in kind) advertising AND validate much of what he speculates upon in his reporting. It's an InfoWars trifecta all coordinated and imposed by gigantic pharmaceutical companies that can't stand to see their best potential Viagra customers spend money on Super Male Vitality instead. It calls to mind the smooth Bran Van 3000 tune "Afrodiziak" from their wonderful Glee album in the late 90's which laid it all out and foretold the coming of Alex Jones with panache. America can consume all the approved aphrodisiacs it wants if they come from #FakeNews, Hollywood or Mad Ave. but anything outside of that, even though it's no worse (and is arguably better) than the non-biologic bullshit the establishment media sells you is forbidden.

I'm thinking sometimes things are moving too fast
'cause from the very room I'm rhyming 
It be looking like the past 
I know you didn't ask but fuck it
You're stuck with it you got to try, right? right
That's why your basic love for hip-hop got me suckin this mic
I'm like the next Uncle Fester
Another media molester with the flex 
Coming smooth coming strange like grade ten sex
We cling to the text corazon through the chest
You dis it, you like it, we don't give a fuck
Well just a little 'cause we hip-hop
Deconstruct, we schmoozing like McLuhan
A slightly shy slightly void nappy, crappy, spinal tappy humainoid

Question: how batshit, out of their minds, night terrors, afraid do these Democrats have to be to start pulling "objectionable" content from their Social Media platforms and on line stores?
Answer: Very Afraid.


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