It's been 10 years since The Elvis From Queens glided down the Golden Escalator at Trump Tower with the beautiful Melania on his arm and promised to Make America Great Again by building a big, beautiful wall, renegotiating trade deals and mercilessly attacking the "all talk, no action" political establishment. I wasn't paying attention to him because, as anyone who knows anything knew at the time, there wasn't a snowballs chance in hell that DJT would get elected as the President of the United States of America. Seriously, I mean, c'mon man, I'm thinking that even Trump can't fight, fight, fight his way through the crowded GOP field of candidates and pull the sword from the stone to claim the throne. I'm especially skeptical that the vulgarian who built a monstrous tower on 5th Ave., converted the Post estate in PB into a club for "black balled" rejects and performed as a thespian on a weekly television show (a show that I, as a cultural snob, had never watched) could ever be a POTUS. No, no, no... this showboat Trump had been a media gadfly my entire adult life showing up at wrestling matches, beauty pageants, awards ceremonies and parades in an endless branding campaign centered around nothing but himself. Regardless of the millions or billions of dollars this déclassé showman was able to accrue via his garish form of capitalism it would never be enough to install him in the Oval Office with the most powerful job on planet earth. So on June 16, 2015 I saw a fleeting news hit or social media post on Trump's now famous announcement and ignored it as just more bombastic marketing from a NOCD charlatan looking to grift even more money from the suckers who buy his books, watch his TV show and "invest" in his overpriced luxury offerings like real estate and golf club memberships.
I write all of the above as a kind of peace offering or olive branch to the shitlib communists, SJW's, womyn, homos, BLM rioters, trannies, oppressed minorities of every stripe and the GOP NeverTrump scum + the FakeNews and Deep State criminals who simply can't get past the fact the Donald J Trump was the 45th and is the 47th US president. I get it, I really do and I understand the subconscious super volcano that erupted inside many of you when this Putt Pirate became Chief Executive, Commander-in-Chief, Head of State, Chief Legislator and Chief Diplomat of the worlds only remaining superpower. It seems impossible and unacceptable at every conceivable level that this boisterous impresario from NYC with a well documented history as an incorrigible Lothario AND unapologetic misogynist, a Rainbow PUSH Coalition funder AND covert racist, an Elis Island Medal of Honor winner AND anti-immigrant xenophobe, a Grand Marshal of the Israel Day Parade AND anti-Semitic Nazi, an international businessman AND America First isolationist could ever sit behind the Resolute desk with a pen and a phone and the nuclear button. But it happened.
The how and why of the improbable chain of events that lead to the (s)election of this Überfrau as the champion of a traditional patriotic republican restoration in America has been the overriding theme of the KOTCB blog from its inception in 2004. Before this blog started there were 20 years worth of journals filled with political rants, news clippings, poems, drawings and collages that explored and illuminated a pernicious tyranny metastasizing in US super zip codes and enveloping the world. Having documented this malicious encroachment upon personal liberty and the suppression of heterodox ideas that challenge the conventions of Marxist infused modernity I feel compelled to provide a chronology that might help previously cited Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) victims answer a question I've been posing to them for a decade: Q. What laws, powers or conventions in the US government does Donald Trump need to change, execute or ignore to become the fascistic dictator so many fear him to be? Don't answer, just keep reading and thinking on the question and I'll give you the answer down the line.
It's hard to know where to start this history - Egypt, Greece, Rome, Jerusalem, the westward migration of Aryans out of the Ukraine and into the German forests, The Viking raids along the Scottish/English coastline and into Northern France, The East-West Schism of 1054, The Norman Conquest of 1066, The Crusades to reclaim the Levant, The formation and "demise" of the Knights Templar, the War of the Roses, the voyage of Christopher Columbus in 1492 are all worthy starting points for this timeline but I pin Ameica's inception at Tudor England.
A chronological timeline of events leading the (s)election, "defeat" and election of Donald John Trump to the presidency of the USA.
In 1577 Welsh polymath and mage John Dee first proposed the concept of the British Empire and made historical claim to North America for Queen Elizabeth. Proto-colonies are established by Sir Humphrey Gilbert on Aquidneck Island (1583) and Sir Walter Raleigh on the Carolina coast (1584) and the New Atlantis is born.
The 30 Years War leads to the English Civil War and migration to the New World of souls weary of sectarian conflict and arbitrary leveling imposed by the state. The Glorious Revolution and the Act of Settlement established a Constitutional Monarchy which forced, by law, the Hanoverian Succession and left England with a corrupt parliament and a German King.
The French and Indian War (AKA the Seven Years War) ravaged North America in the mid-1700s and left Colonials knowing that European powers would bring civic and religious strife to the New World. The Treaty of Paris was signed in 1763 to end (pause) a global war and 10 years later some Patriots had a Boston Tea Party to begin the American revolution.
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The revolution, so named, was more like a civil war between Englishman who had been exiled for various reasons and the tyrannical system they had fled. At best there was only 30% support for the Patriot's cause and a very solid 30% of Royalists who hated the idea of severing their loyalty to The Crown. If not for 11th hour French support the war would have certainly ended with a mass hanging of the founding fathers and Bob's your uncle.
As it happened, there was a Declaration of Independence, an eight year war, another Treaty of Paris, the Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union, 10 presidents of the Continental Congress, a Constitutional Convention and the creation of a modern republic, the ratification of said Constitution contingent upon adoption of the Bill of Rights and the instillation of President George Washington to lead the reconstituted nation - No Kings.
The War of 1812 was a second American Revolution that secured independence, free trade and westward expansion for the new republic and elevated Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) to national prominence as a physical manifestation of this new and dynamic nation. The European mind can not comprehend Old Hickory.
The Mexican-American War ended with US troops at the gates of Mexico City and the realization by the southern states that North America was big enough for another mighty nation encircling the Gulf of Mexico. If the manifest destiny of the USA was to become a continental empire requiring the expropriation of its republic then only one of the countries factions could rule.
The true cause of the American Civil War was the struggle for control of that North American empire and the proposition that there was room on this continent for a second empire of the Golden Circle. The southern states lost their war of secession and suffered 70 years as a 3rd world rump territory attached to the USA's industrial powerhouse.
In the same way Andrew Jackson embodied the antebellum republic, Woodrow Wilson was the broken heart and reconstructed bitterness of Dixie incarnate. Raised in the post war south and migrating to northern states for higher education and career advancement gave Wilson an arsonists appreciation for America's founding documents. He saw, with a clear and ruthless eye, that constitutional checks and balances, Congressional legislative sclerosis and judicial obstruction of "progress" were not designed for the modern executive as he envisioned the role.
FDR and his New Deal gangsters built upon the Progressive foundation laid by their predecessors and constructed a gigantic sky scraper of soft-socialist/quasi-fascist bureaucracy behind the Greek columns and Roman arches of the American republic. After WW2 when the nuclear bomb floated like the Sword of Damocles above the earth a national security state was formed which we still live under today.
The Cold War that raged from 1947 to 1991 was, at the highest levels of the military, intelligence agencies and government, a contest between the NATO alliance and the USSR as to who could more effectively psyop, pollute and disintegrate a society most effectively. This required sacrifice through assassination, silent coups, cultural poison, manufactured dissent and innumerable active measures inflicted upon society as methods of social control.
When the Iron Curtain fell in 1989 the western alliance faced a future with no enemies to the left and a unipolar world they termed "the end of history." The governing apparatus in Washington DC and Brussels was permanent, impenetrable and cosmopolitan to such a degree that civic theater like the election of presidents, congressional deliberations and court rulings were now staged illusions to agitate and entertain the hoi polloi.
There are approximately 4 million people with national security clearance, the vast majority of them work in the Department of Defense, and they effectively "run" the United States of America and, more importantly, something the KOTCB calls the Techno-Fascist Imperium which is comprised of NATO, colonies in the Levant and Pacific alliances. These are the people who control the military, clandestine operations and markets of an integrated global system of finance and trade.
For appearances this form of clandestine government requires an executive with powers unimagined in the golden age of kings and queens when monarchs ruled by divine right and squeezed out meager tax revenue from the lords and thanes of their realm. How quaint the 800 year old Magna Carta looks to the jaundiced eye of 21st century man with his very existence dependent on the machinery of distribution networks beyond his control, a mind drenched in programmed propaganda packages created by faceless producers and every spoken word or written missive sucked up by the NSA and analyzed by the 5 eyes intelligence services. The office of the modern presidency (broadly defined) is, by design, without limits and ironically uninhabitable by an any one man... or so it seemed.
That is why the Oval Office has been occupied by company men since Reagan's first term and the disappointing presidential parade of Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama and a Bush vs. Clinton contest in 2016 finally marched America off a psychological cliff and shattered the illusion of democracy into a thousand points of light. This comical prospect of JEB! debating Hitlery for the job as "Leader of the Free World" is what necessitated Donald Trump's decent down his golden escalator and into the mud pit of American politics.
Having read this brief history, I now pose my question again:
Q. What laws, powers or conventions in the US government does Donald Trump need to change, execute or ignore to become the fascistic dictator so many fear him to be?
A. None.
The problem the No Kings protestors have with Donald Trump is not the fact that he's a fascist dictator - it's the fact that he's not THEIR fascist dictator. These Antifa communists and NeverTrump squishes would have been fine with a Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush presidency and they enthusiastically voted for the diaper wearing dementia patient Jo(((k)))e Brandon in 2020. These Marxists have been running the shadow government since 1947 and they can not abide a right-wing usurper taking away government power and mocking their pipe dreams. They are no longer on "the right side of history" and will need to learn to love America again because the Patriots are in control and a new golden age has begun.
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