Isn't it rich? The Keeper of the Clown Bell is a semi-secret society dedicated to exposing the clowns in our midst. Ring Loud, Ring Often!
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The KOTCB blog has been published since 2004 with a singular focus of identifying societies clowns and making fun of them so you can imagine the shock this lighthearted publication felt when Right Wing Watch splashed this headline a few days ago: White Nationalists Adopt Clowns as Their Next Racist Symbol (Yes, Seriously). Say it ain't so... Joe. If white nationalists "adopt clowns" to represent their race based approach to society, economics and culture then this blog is going to be very busy and the right-wing shall kek while the left-wing gets kerfuzzled. I happen to be a right-wing Francophileand a non-white supremacist member of the Alt-Right, if by Alt-Right you mean someone who's opposed to losing like the "traditional" right exemplified by Conservative Inc., so I'm already befuddled by the assertions the watch dogs are making about clown memes. On the face of it, nothing will change for this blog - we'll still "Ring Loud, Ring Often" and the clowns will be identified and shamed just like they have been for the past 15 years but now the White Nationalists, Racists Klansmen and Nazis will be adopting these clowns as THEIR symbols. Not good news for a regular guy like Joe Biden - Yeet!
Keeper of the Clown Bell - Isn't it Rich?
I meme, therefore I laugh and that is the secret to Making America Great Again - humor. It is a simple fact that people who have a sense of humor are winning while those who can't laugh - or can only fake laugh - are losing.
If the past week of Joe Biden groping memes hasn't brought a smile to your face then there is something wrong with YOU. His political history is filled with mistakes, bad calls, plagiarism, lies, inappropriate comments and physical touching that played out right in front of everyone for decades and it always received the same basic response:
"He called me," Obama said. "I told him it wasn't necessary. We have got more important things to worry about. We have got Iraq. We have got health care. We have got energy. This is low on the list. He was very gracious and I have no problem with Joe Biden."
A simple google search will show the rise of Kek since this KOTCB blog was launched and though I have had almost nothing to do with the Green Gods "adoption" (yet) I will proudly assume the my vital role in promoting this movement - whatever it is - and enjoying myself along the way. If the Southern Poverty Law Center and Right Wing Watch (People For the American Way) are going to chain Clowns to Hitler and degenerate the mission of this Blog in a McCarthyite guilt by association then, by God, I'm going full Pepe and will not be holding back. You think this is some kind of game? Where the left, right and center unite and foist their idiotic world view on the rest of us - their homogenized, boilerplate political gruel exemplified by "Left, Right & Center" - KCRW’s weekly civilized yet provocative confrontation over politics, policy and pop culture hosted Josh Barro (center) where this week's episode "The links between a president and his golf game" had Rich Lowry of NatReview (right) and Elizabeth Bruenig of WaPo (left) is what this blog is dedicated to exposing and, with luck and faith, destroying. The radio program covered Biden's hands, nose and lips along with the border crisis and chief SCOTUS Roberts but a big segment of the show was dedicated to Donald J Trump's golf game and what his style of play (cheating) says about the man. I'm obliged to say that I'm not making this up - this program did actually discuss an entire book written on the subject of how stories and hearsay about Trump golfing practice illuminate the deeper aspects of the man's character and, this might surprise you, prove him to be unfit for the presidency. Who gives a shit what Rick Reilly thinks about Trump and his caddyshack? As this blog (KOTCB Trump forces Golf to commit suicide) pointed out in Dec. 2015 Trump says, "hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" and THAT IS his golf game. Why have any political spectrum at all, to say nothing of political parties, if the "argument" is focused on trivial griping and speculation? I'd rather get my news from 4chan and MAGA then submit to a Politically Correct world without Clowns.
I came into this wicked world in the early 1960's and as a result I have born witness to America's 50 Years of Failure which includes the modern age of mass shootings by psychotic men who "go off" on a given day, for no reason at all (except "guns"), and kill scads of innocent bystanders. Back in August of 2019 a KOTCB blog post titled " Reciprocity City " explored a young gunman named Patrick Crusius who drove 9 hours through the west Texas flatlands to shoot up El Paso, TX The KOTCB has commented on many of these shootings, bombings and knifings over the years - The roots of the Boston Marathon Bombing , the Emanuel AME Church shooting , Syed Rizvan Farook and his bride Tashfeen Malik , Ft. Lauderdale Airport shooting , Nick Cruz lovesick Parkland shooting , the Iranian, PETA activist, Vegan Bodybuilder, YouTuber's attack on Google and now this very oddly timed and placed "lone wolf" attack on Walmart shoppers. This list
She was "sexy", but "too much hard work." I'm a regular Fox & Friends viewer (mostly in protest of the other insipid morning programs like Today and Good Morning America) so over the years I've gotten to know Gretchen Carlson pretty well. Stuck between Steve and Brian she always seemed a prudish scold with an irritating, self-righteous demeanor that I simply put up with because I figured some people in the Fox audience actually liked her persona. It was obvious that Steve and Brian did not, but they were stuck with her like so many talking heads and had to make the best of it - which they did. Besides, she was no worse than any of the other women on morning show TV - I mean, you're only going to find a certain kind of person to do this kind of work and that kind of person is the Gretchen Carlson kind. Then, one day, she was gone and replaced by Elisabeth Hasselbeck and the F&F ratings began to climb, and climb and climb - in two months view
Who voted for this guy? It's been ten days since the results of the Maricopa County, Arizona ballot audit were released to the public and presented at a hearing held by the state senate. This exercise in democratic accountability had been going on for months and, if reports are to be believed, was completed well over a month before the September 24th hearing where overwhelming proof of an illegitimate election was presented to lawmakers . The audit showed multiple irregularities, fake ballots, duplicate counts, errors, omissions and egregious acts of sabotage and obstinance by the Maricopa County board of supervisors who did everything they could to withhold and destroy evidence of wrongdoing from the citizen sleuths. The misfeasance of Arizona's political leaders was clearly defined, shocking and (for some) beyond belief but somehow these facts were discovered, organized, packaged and suppressed for MONTHS by the Cyber Ninjas who were attempting to "get to the bottom&q