Isn't it rich? The Keeper of the Clown Bell is a semi-secret society dedicated to exposing the clowns in our midst. Ring Loud, Ring Often!
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The KOTCB blog has been published since 2004 with a singular focus of identifying societies clowns and making fun of them so you can imagine the shock this lighthearted publication felt when Right Wing Watch splashed this headline a few days ago: White Nationalists Adopt Clowns as Their Next Racist Symbol (Yes, Seriously). Say it ain't so... Joe. If white nationalists "adopt clowns" to represent their race based approach to society, economics and culture then this blog is going to be very busy and the right-wing shall kek while the left-wing gets kerfuzzled. I happen to be a right-wing Francophileand a non-white supremacist member of the Alt-Right, if by Alt-Right you mean someone who's opposed to losing like the "traditional" right exemplified by Conservative Inc., so I'm already befuddled by the assertions the watch dogs are making about clown memes. On the face of it, nothing will change for this blog - we'll still "Ring Loud, Ring Often" and the clowns will be identified and shamed just like they have been for the past 15 years but now the White Nationalists, Racists Klansmen and Nazis will be adopting these clowns as THEIR symbols. Not good news for a regular guy like Joe Biden - Yeet!
Keeper of the Clown Bell - Isn't it Rich?
I meme, therefore I laugh and that is the secret to Making America Great Again - humor. It is a simple fact that people who have a sense of humor are winning while those who can't laugh - or can only fake laugh - are losing.
If the past week of Joe Biden groping memes hasn't brought a smile to your face then there is something wrong with YOU. His political history is filled with mistakes, bad calls, plagiarism, lies, inappropriate comments and physical touching that played out right in front of everyone for decades and it always received the same basic response:
"He called me," Obama said. "I told him it wasn't necessary. We have got more important things to worry about. We have got Iraq. We have got health care. We have got energy. This is low on the list. He was very gracious and I have no problem with Joe Biden."
A simple google search will show the rise of Kek since this KOTCB blog was launched and though I have had almost nothing to do with the Green Gods "adoption" (yet) I will proudly assume the my vital role in promoting this movement - whatever it is - and enjoying myself along the way. If the Southern Poverty Law Center and Right Wing Watch (People For the American Way) are going to chain Clowns to Hitler and degenerate the mission of this Blog in a McCarthyite guilt by association then, by God, I'm going full Pepe and will not be holding back. You think this is some kind of game? Where the left, right and center unite and foist their idiotic world view on the rest of us - their homogenized, boilerplate political gruel exemplified by "Left, Right & Center" - KCRW’s weekly civilized yet provocative confrontation over politics, policy and pop culture hosted Josh Barro (center) where this week's episode "The links between a president and his golf game" had Rich Lowry of NatReview (right) and Elizabeth Bruenig of WaPo (left) is what this blog is dedicated to exposing and, with luck and faith, destroying. The radio program covered Biden's hands, nose and lips along with the border crisis and chief SCOTUS Roberts but a big segment of the show was dedicated to Donald J Trump's golf game and what his style of play (cheating) says about the man. I'm obliged to say that I'm not making this up - this program did actually discuss an entire book written on the subject of how stories and hearsay about Trump golfing practice illuminate the deeper aspects of the man's character and, this might surprise you, prove him to be unfit for the presidency. Who gives a shit what Rick Reilly thinks about Trump and his caddyshack? As this blog (KOTCB Trump forces Golf to commit suicide) pointed out in Dec. 2015 Trump says, "hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" and THAT IS his golf game. Why have any political spectrum at all, to say nothing of political parties, if the "argument" is focused on trivial griping and speculation? I'd rather get my news from 4chan and MAGA then submit to a Politically Correct world without Clowns.
She was "sexy", but "too much hard work." I'm a regular Fox & Friends viewer (mostly in protest of the other insipid morning programs like Today and Good Morning America) so over the years I've gotten to know Gretchen Carlson pretty well. Stuck between Steve and Brian she always seemed a prudish scold with an irritating, self-righteous demeanor that I simply put up with because I figured some people in the Fox audience actually liked her persona. It was obvious that Steve and Brian did not, but they were stuck with her like so many talking heads and had to make the best of it - which they did. Besides, she was no worse than any of the other women on morning show TV - I mean, you're only going to find a certain kind of person to do this kind of work and that kind of person is the Gretchen Carlson kind. Then, one day, she was gone and replaced by Elisabeth Hasselbeck and the F&F ratings began to climb, and climb and climb - in two months view
Last night Jim Acosta sat down for an interview with Larry Sabato at a national symposium series presented by the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics titled “Democracy in Perilous Times.” The evening’s topic was “ The Fourth Estate: Enemy of the People? ” and the crowd was warmly receptive of Acosta’s message which, boiled down to its essence, is that Donald Trump is a liar and he’s making life dangerous for reporters. Sabato introduced Acosta to the audience as Enemy #1 which drew mirthful laughter from the auditorium and then presented a short video montage of President Trump and his deplorable rubes insulting the reporter on many occasions over the past two years. This was all a set up for his first question which was, “how do you do your Job?” Acosta said the he accomplishes his duties by maintaining focus, reporting the story and telling the truth but acknowledged that it is difficult when the White House erodes the peoples faith in the press by bullying reporters. Whe
Well my telephone was ringing, and they told me it was chairman Mao. You got to tell him anything 'cause I just don't want to talk to him now. According to the brilliant troubadour Lowell George the Apolitical Blues are " the meanest blues of all" and who am I to disagree with this soul man now after all these years of living by his maxim. I first heard the song bursting from the 1972 vinyl of Little Feat's Alt-Rock-Country masterpiece "Sailin' Shoes" in the second story bedroom of my friend John's older brother Edie who, being about 3 years our senior, was instructing us on the importance of good music. This was circa 1975 and a formative time for my musical taste and overall aesthetic which, for better or worse, infuses every aspect of my existence including the KOTCB blog so a debt is owed this unforgettable "older brother" now that he has shuffled off this mortal coil and left us with smoky memories. A born rebel with the heart o
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