Who let the drone out? Who, who, who, who, who?

The KOTCB blog has been tough on Larry Wilmore in the past, but not today my friends, not today. Today he rules because of his routine last night at the nerd gala in DC. 22 minutes of pure joy as he face-plants over and over and over again leaving the press and politicians befuddled and stern-faced at the prospect of being made fools of. It was a brilliant performance which I post below in it's entirety - please watch in it's entirety for no commentary can capture the moments accurately.

The highlights of the evening are the cut away shots of the audience stewing in their seats and hating every minute of this prolonged bombing campaign.

Jerry Seinfeld did a show in 1989 where he completely bombed for a solid hour and 20 minutes. When the MC asked him why he went on much longer(about 25 minutes) then he had to he replied, "to punish them".

Punish them Larry, punish them.

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