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WHO, the greatest acronym of all time, has has come out with a report targeting bacon and hot dogs as cancer causing killer foods - "a causal link with bowel cancer". Even the gullible Guardians are skeptical of this World Health Organization claim and that should give every "citizen of the world" pause when ordering lunch. Who is WHO? It's a $4.5 Billion boondoggle for one worlders who feel compelled to squander resources on the important project of convincing people to stop eating bacon. That's right America - you're paying for this crap and the WHO budget increased by 10% for 2016 so you're paying even more. Did you get a 10% pay raise this year?
I ask you, in all seriousness, who (besides WHO) would want to live in a world without bacon? Not me brother - drive me to the nearest euthanasia center if it ever comes to that.
But they don't just go after bacon - the bed wetters at WHO have also targeted the lowly hot dog as a carcinogen that should be banished from the menu. You'd think these UN sustainability types would love the hot dog because 1. they're delicious and 2. they are composed of all the remnants of butchered animals that would otherwise go to waist. The hot dog is very echo-friendly taking unsellable parts of the animal (heart, lips, trimmings, etc) and grinding them up into a delectable paste and packaged in tube steak that's easy to transport and, being pre-cooked, ready to eat right out of the package. To me the scariest hot dogs are the ones without meat. Clear Food did a study that showed human DNA in 2% of the 300+ hot dogs they tested but 2/3erds of that 2% were in in the veggie dogs. Someone should tell the Exchange, er, World Health Organization, They must have a few hundred million dollars floating around to study veggie hot dogs.
She was "sexy", but "too much hard work." I'm a regular Fox & Friends viewer (mostly in protest of the other insipid morning programs like Today and Good Morning America) so over the years I've gotten to know Gretchen Carlson pretty well. Stuck between Steve and Brian she always seemed a prudish scold with an irritating, self-righteous demeanor that I simply put up with because I figured some people in the Fox audience actually liked her persona. It was obvious that Steve and Brian did not, but they were stuck with her like so many talking heads and had to make the best of it - which they did. Besides, she was no worse than any of the other women on morning show TV - I mean, you're only going to find a certain kind of person to do this kind of work and that kind of person is the Gretchen Carlson kind. Then, one day, she was gone and replaced by Elisabeth Hasselbeck and the F&F ratings began to climb, and climb and climb - in two months view...
In the Techno-Fascist Imperium the "Holidays" festivities start on Columbus Day, when the Halloween candy pops up, and end New Years Day with college football Bowl games, black-eyed peas and collard greens. To be clear, the Imperium doesn't celebrate Columbus Day, au contraire, the Indigenous Peoples' Day psyop has been pushed hard by the IC for the past 50 years of failure but the candy... THE CANDY. This year's IPD got turned up to eleven when the colonizers of America's 51st state got kidnapped, raped and murdered by some indigenous maniacs on Sukkot 10/7 and, as a result, soured the festive '23 Holiday mood. Hey, we soldiered on, as it were, and kept on celebrating while the world burned: Halloween - Big for children and weirdos. Thanksgiving - Focus on God, country and family. Hannukkah - Jewish assimilation. Xmas - Santa Claus and gifts. Kwanzaa - Black Lives Matter. I'd call them Happy Holidays if it wasn't a neo-Nazi dog whistle to vocal...
John Henry Durham (great name) dropped his " REPORT ON MATTERS RELATED TO INTELLIGENCE ACTIVITIES AND INVESTIGATIONS ARISING OUT OF THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS " and, as the Keeper Of The Clown Bell, I feel compelled to write down my thoughts on this subject which has been the catalyst for so much bell ringing over the past eight (8!) years. I'm going to start with some hard truths, as I see them, and then move into speculative puzzling I've noodled over these long years of Cold Civil War. So don't stop reading even if the bumpy start makes you angry or despondent and be sure to click on the links which serve as footnotes or references for my report. I'm going to start on election night November 8, 2016 and reference a video recording of Government TV's coverage of the big event. The PBS NewsHour panel was populated by establishment left-wing talking heads and GOP squishes preparing to coronate Her as First Woman POTUS and for the first 4 hours of th...
WHO, the greatest acronym of all time, has has come out with a report targeting bacon and hot dogs as cancer causing killer foods - "a causal link with bowel cancer". Even the gullible Guardians are skeptical of this World Health Organization claim and that should give every "citizen of the world" pause when ordering lunch. Who is WHO? It's a $4.5 Billion boondoggle for one worlders who feel compelled to squander resources on the important project of convincing people to stop eating bacon. That's right America - you're paying for this crap and the WHO budget increased by 10% for 2016 so you're paying even more. Did you get a 10% pay raise this year?
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