Friday, October 27, 2006

Dixie Chicken

Do you trust the Dixie Chicks? I don't

I mean if your back was against the wall and you were surrounded by hostile forces would you call on the Dixie Chicks for help? I wouldn't

If you fell in love with them, built a house for them do you think they would run away with the guitar player one day? I do.

Their blog is so stupid that I'm just going to pull a few sentences to illustrate my point.

"The Chicks woke up in Chickago at 3 am to prepare for their interview with Oprah Winfrey, which will air today. A big deal, for sure. You will see a compelling hour of television during which the Dixie Chicks reveal how they went about adopting a baby from Malawi..." - that's right, they adopted a baby.

"The red carpet event (the premiere of their movie) at the Regal Cinemas in Union Square included VIPs such as Lauren Bacall, Harvey Weinstein, Sandra Bernhard, and Princess Bitterpants." - Sounds like a very nice group of people.

"The loud afterparty at Ultra also brought out luminaries such as Stanley Tucci, Jeffrey Wright, Richard Belzer..." - Did you say Luminaries?

"Just another ordinary day: the Chicks are taping interviews with Larry King, Charlie Rose, and Chris Matthews (from MSNBC's Hardball)" - i.e. tools of the Media Industrial Complex.

The Dixie Chicks are trying to turn sedition into a living wage and generate money by exploiting their duplicity, ignorance and brash contempt for their country and President. They should be ashamed of themselves and so should all the people, companies and institutions who are going along for the ride. That means you Oprah. You to Larry King.

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