Pacers vs. Pistons vs. Fans

Can we just call off the NBA 2004-2005 season right now?
I make a plea to all of the hoops "players" - please fallow Ron Artest's lead by making rap music and stop playing this mind numbingly stupid game. Or how about this suggestion for the fans - stop watching basketball games! They suck. Attending one can be a health risk. Not that I mind seeing Basketball fans get beat up - I don't. In fact, I really liked watching those idiots from Detroit get smacked down by the African-American giants. In a cosmic sense the basketball fans deserve to be punished for funding the NBA with their hard earned money. Finally, to the sports casters on ESPN (and I'm sure elsewhere) please stop blaming the fans for the fact that the Pacer's players went into the stands and beat them up. These "players" are multi-millionaire pampered babies who should accept any verbal abuse as part of their job description. Blame the players when they punch fans.

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