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There are many great and wonderful things about the Trump presidency but near the top of the list (and for my money it's at the very top) is the Slovenian-American beauty named Melania Trump. What a knockout!!! She is, hands down, the most beautiful FLOTUS this country has ever had and when I watch her cat walk up to the podium and recite the Lords Prayer in her stilted SlovEnglish accent I just fall in love with her all over again. What balls (or whatever it is that women have) to go on out there and just do it baby like you own the place (which you do) and fuck all the haters who run you down because you grew up in a soviet cinder block cube and God's hand directed you to the White House before the age of 50. Absolutely awesome and it makes me proud to be an American when I see her step off of Air Force One looking like a million buck and knowing there's not a first lady from any other country on the planet that can touch her in the grace, beauty and sex appeal category. She can do anything - she can even wear a hat with the words "float us" to the worst flood in US history. Take that Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões-Ferreira Heinz Kerry! You could have never pulled that off and the idea of watching you and the silver spooned surfer milling around the Katrina disaster (you would have been FLOTUS if JFK had won) fills me with dread. Or how about this?


No, no, no - a thousand times no. DJT saved us all from Hurricane Columbia and for that I am forever in his debt. I look forward to 7 more years of Melania and her FLOTUS.

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