Jabrill Manchin for Sec. of State

It's pretty simple really

Who's it going to be? Lamar, Baker, Deshaun, Dede or Jabrill? The suspense is killing me and it has me forgetting all about Stavridis, Huntsman, Romney, Bolton and Manchin. Combining the first names of the Heisman front runners with those of Sec of State Apprentice gives America a bad-ass diplomatic name. Check it out:
Baker Huntsman (disgruntled psycho chef who hates... everything)
Jabrill Manchin (it just sounds awesome)

Looks like the best combination we come up with is Rex Tillerson so let's go with that.

This Trump administration is going to be staffed by business execs, generals and Governors - no yes men and middle management types will find a leadership role on this crew. All the losers who use politics and elections to elevate their status, get special treatment and cash in will have to stuff it for the next 4 years. They can all go find work in the private sector where they'll never rise any higher than executive vice president (and few would climb that high) and hope this bad dream ends somehow, someway.

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