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/fəˈdelədē/

He took over his island nation a few years before my birth, brought the world to the brink of nuclear annihilation while I was in the whom, and hung on to power by hook or by crook for 50+ years initiating countless arguments with irrational left wing romantics who simply could not or would not face the reality of The Beard. But all argument aside, the truth you need to know - all you ever need to know about Castro's Cuba is right here:


This video, shot at Elian Gonzalez's 10th birthday celebration and attended by El Comandante, was a patriotic showpiece that would make most, if not all, self-satisfied hipster socialist vomit on their Fidelity 401K retirement account statement. Check out the commie boy scout uniforms, the third rate clown warm up act and then the main attraction spewing out party line bromides (pointed finger and pregnant pause) to a captive (and I do mean captive) audience of children. This video does not fully explain the depravity of the event because in truth Fidel spoke to these poor little ten year old children for over an hour - got that? This human turd preached and lectured 10 year old children for a full hour AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! What kind of tyrant was Fidel Castro? That kind of tyrant - the kind that hated children (and probably everyone else) and showed it for all to see.

But the true believers can not see - Their fidelity to the illusion is eternal and impervious to what's right in front of their face. To them I say - Viva Cuba Libre! The tyrant is dead so bury him.

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