Located atop the USA's lower 48, Michigan has always represented Americas erect penis - giving the high hard one to Canada and everyone else. The health of the nation can be gaged by tracking the University of Michigan Wolverines Football Program. When times are good Big Blue is lead into battle by the likes of Fielding Yost and Bo Schembechler but when times are bad they suffer under inferior coaching by fellows like Harry Kipke and Bump Elliott. Today I was prepared to (day dreaming actually) write a blog post declaring the birth of a new and glorious era for our beloved nation with a well earned Michigan victory over the MSU filthy Spartan squad who have usurped the throne for the past 7 years of national misery. Today was to be the day we ushered out the Rich Rodriguez/Brady Hoke mediocrity in favor of heart pounding steel will Harbaughness - but today is not that day.
MSU had almost no chance of winning the game, but they won anyway. The Wolverines still have a shot at redemption when they play Ohio State in November, but for the rest of the nation the world remains turned upside down. God help us all.
MSU had almost no chance of winning the game, but they won anyway. The Wolverines still have a shot at redemption when they play Ohio State in November, but for the rest of the nation the world remains turned upside down. God help us all.
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