Execution by elephant

I like Barbar because he's rich

There are some animals that you just shouldn't piss off - Sharks, Bears, Dachshunds and Elephants. Barbar can do some serious damage - sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly - but a torturous death is assured to anyone stupid enough to mess with the mammoth. So I was happy to see The Undertaker poke the biggest White Elephant ever on CNBC today when he said, among other stupid things, this regarding his New Years Eve injuries:

HARWOOD: The last few days a bunch of people are saying, "Reid, he didn't have an exercise accident. He got beat up by the mob."

REID: It shows the credibility of Rush Limbaugh. He's the guy that got all this started. Why in the world would I come up with a story that I got hurt in my own bathroom with my wife standing there? How could anyone say anything like that? I think a lot of people, as I read, they kind of don't like me as a person and I think that's unfortunate.

[Question: Does anyone like Harry Reid "as a person"?]

That sent El Rushbo on a rampage where he jumped all over "Dingy Harry" telling what probably is a true story about brother Larry's left hook that blinded the Senator. The "credibility" of Harry "Las Vegas" Reid is what's in question here - how did he blind himself with an over-sized rubber band? Is John Harwood the only person foolish enough to buy that excuse?

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