Miss Molly had a dolly

Studying Neuroscience at Wesleyan University costs $48,000 per year. With a bill like that the enterprising student needs to find ways to bring in some extra cash. And if your scheme sends some suckers to the emergency room, well, too bad - someone's got to pay. Just another Sunday night in Middletown, Connecticut where they eat MDMA like jelly beans in a quest for immediate ecstasy.

Miss Molly had a dolly
Who was sick, sick, sick
So she called for the doctor
To come quick, quick, quick
The doctor came
With his bag and his hat
And he knocked on the door
With a rat-a-tat-tat.

You'd think students of Neuroscience would be educated on the dangers, or even the effects, of chemicals on the brain, but I guess $48 grand only buys you so much education.

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