50 Shades of Brown

My thoughts on Cosmopolitan Magazine are mixed - Though it glorifies a licentious lifestyle to the detriment of civil society it probably has brought more happiness to the men in this world than any publication in human history. Training young women how to dress, behave and perform fellatio has been a boon for men and that it's all done under the pretext of "liberating women" is brilliant and funny at the same time.

But Cosmo has really stretched the bounds of decency with this story by Lane Moore on the chocolate anus. What gender, exactly, is targeted by this confection? Who volunteered their butthole to form the mold for the chocolates? Are there no chocolate lips or vaginas to sell?

I'm not sure this item would have passed Helen "Girly's" edits - RIP.


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