Michael Seitzman = Shithead

It's funny what you can find by just clickin' links on the Web. I was brought to the Huffalump Post today and this brilliant analysis by one Michael Seitzman (full fledged Clown).

"I realized three things tonight. For one, if you are a McCain/Palin/Bush voter, you and I do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in brain power. Two, she really is as ignorant as I feared. And, three, she really is kinda hot. Basically, I want to have sex with her on my Barack Obama sheets while my wife reads aloud from the Constitution. (My wife is cool with this if I promise to "first wipe off Palin's tranny makeup." I married well.)"

I doubt that Michael did "marry well" as he claims - but this might be due to differences in brain power which he, inexplicably, just realized last night while watching an evening news interview of Sarah Palin. He realized at the same time that Palin is "ignorant" - at least she's as ignorant as he feared she might be, though we really don't know exactly how ignorant that is.

Websters' gives this definition for ignorant.
1 a: destitute of knowledge or education ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified ignorant of modern mathematics> b: resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence <ignorant errors>

I watched the same interview that Michael Seitzman did and can not say that I saw Sarah Palin as being destitute of knowledge or education or lacking knowledge of things specified or even lacking intelligence. Maybe this was the only word he could come up with due to a diminished brain power - whatever.

Then he goes on to talk about how hot Sarah Palin is and how he would like to have sexual intercorse with her - I suppose he related this fantasy to his girlfriend who deflected his insult by talking about Palin's make up. BTW - I'd be willing to bet $100 that his girlfriend pulls the lever for McCain/Palin this November just as millions of "progressive" women will in an act of sisterhood solidarity irrespective of their boyfriends passionate diatribes.

Michael ends his posting with this:
"The stakes are real and they're terrifyingly high. This election matters. It matters. It really matters. Let me say that one more time. This. Really. Matters."

How ridiculous! This election doesn't matter - it's not a pivitol election that will set the course of the nation for the next 50 years. If Barack gets elected he'll get rolled like a bitch by the lobbyist and political pros in Washington for the next 4 years and then he'll be out - the black Jimmy Carter. If McCain wins he'll go to Washington and take revenge on all the turds in the US Senate and House who crossed him or showed him disrespect over the past 20+ years. It's going to be a laugh riot either way but not transformational.


Comments

Unknown said…
it's ridiculous that you don't know how to spell ridiculous.

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