Obama picks Dwight Schrute as VP

From Wikipedia - "Dwight Schrute is a salesman at the Scranton branch of the paper-goods distribution company Dunder Mifflin. Dwight formally held the title of "Assistant to the Regional Manager" but constantly refers to himself as "Assistant Regional Manager," attempting to elevate himself to second-in-command to Michael Scott. Dwight craves authority over others and relishes any minor task that Michael or anyone else gives him. Though Dwight acts like a know-it-all, he is actually quite gullible and naïve. For this reason, he is easily tricked and tormented by his desk-mate and fellow salesman Jim Halpert. Dwight speaks in a halting, dramatic manner, even in casual conversations."

Make a few changes and you get - Joe Biden is a Senator born in Scranton, PA but now representing the tiny state of Delaware. Joe formally held the title of Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee but constantly refers to himself as "Future Vice President," attempting to elevate himself to second-in-command to Barack Obama. Joe craves authority over others and relishes any minor task that Barack or anyone else gives him. Though Joe acts like a know-it-all, he is actually quite gullible and naïve. For this reason, he is easily tricked and tormented by politicians and fellow Senator John McCain. Joe speaks in a halting, dramatic manner, even in casual conversations."

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