Thursday, December 02, 2004

Blame Canada!

I turned on the TV last night to see three Canadian Clowns spouting their views on USA/Canada relations and George Bush (They all thought he is a lousy President - surprise!) As I listened to them bitch I realized that I don't even know who the new PM of Canada is and don't really care - FYI his name is Paul Martin.
Mark Kingwell (one of the Clowns) pointed to the selection of Tommy Douglas as the Greatest Canadian as proof that our two countries don't share the same baseline values. Boy, you can say that again. Perhaps if the US had elected Henry Wallace as our President in 1948 we would be have less conflict with our neighbors to the north, but thank God that didn't happen.
Other great Canadians lionized in the CBC contest were Lester Pearson and Pierre Trudeau - the airwaves in the great white north need FOX News ASAP.

Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along..Blame Canada! Blame Canada!They're not even a real country anyway.

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